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Literally! Friday night I was assaulted in my own home by the worst episode of explosive diarrhea I've ever seen or smelled...courtesy of Connor. It started out a quiet, peaceful evening with just the three of us: Chad, Connor and myself. The girls were spending the night with Granna and Gramps. Connor had been there earlier while Chad and I went to the show. When we picked him up I noticed that his pants had been changed. Granna informed me that it had started...the diarrhea. Well, I didn't think much of it. He's on antibiotics and the dr. had warned us about the possibility of the "big D" as a side effect. So we arrived home, got Connor tucked into bed and settled in for the night. I did my usual double-check on Connor after he was good and asleep, and everything appeared to be A-OK! I would now be able to sleep peacefully.I don't know what time in the night it was, but at some point this god-awful smell penetrated my R.E.M. sleep, entered my dreams and eventually woke me up. I couldn't tell if it was coming from Chad or if it was just a figment of my imaginatation. I wasn't 100% conscious at this point, so I ignored it and went back to sleep. There is no telling how many hours I laid there inhaling those toxic fumes. But never in a million years did I think that the terrible odor would be drifting from Connor's room all the way into ours. Finally at 5a.m. I got up...I couldn't take it anymore. I came within three feet of Connor's room when the smell almost knocked me off my feet. I walked in and saw that the poor, helpless baby was sound asleep, covered in poo from head to toe. Needless to say, he had an early Saturday morning bath. By the time I got him cleaned-up and dressed, Chad was coming-to and the smell was starting to hit him. I was in the funky-smelling room, trying not to throw up as I took the sheets off, when Chad walked in to help. The first words (after gagging) out of his mouth were: "You need to Lysol the hell out of this room." No joke! So Chad ran to United for some fresh air and Lysol; and Connor and I went back to bed where we enjoyed some good, clean-baby cuddle time.
It describes so perfectly how we feel about our children...and how our Heavenly Father feels about us:)In My ArmsPlumbYour baby bluesSo full of wonderYour curly cuesYour contagious smileAnd as I watchYou start to grow upAll I can do is hold you tightKnowing clouds will raise upStorms will race inBut you will be safe in my armsRains will pour downWaves will crash all aroundBut you will be safe in my armsStory books full of fairy talesKings and queens and the bluest skiesMy heart is torn just in knowingYou'll someday see the truth from liesKnowing clouds will raise upStorms will race inBut you will be safe in my armsRains will pour downWaves will crash all aroundBut you will be safe in my armsCastles they might crumbleDreams may not come trueBut you are never all aloneBecause I will alwaysAlways love youClouds will raise upStorms will race inBut you will be safe in my armsRains will pour downWaves will crash all aroundBut you will be safe in my arms
O.K...so I went to the gym with Chad yesterday...he wanted me to go so I went. I have been needing to do this for a long time but that's neither here nor there. So on a whim there I went. I decided to take advantage of the situation and make this the beginning of my new healthier lifestyle. Don't laugh...I'm still doing good a day later:) This was the day I was going to get my big butt in gear. When we walked into Bodyworks, the smell of sweat and weights came over me. Oh how I've missed that smell. I walked (heaved my body) upstairs to the cardio equipment and found my machine. I started going and all of the memories of my past workout days came flooding back. But I have to say that it felt good in a "this sucks" sort of way! I couldn't tell you the last time I forced my body to actually burn calories (this, of course, does not count the never-ending job of chasing my kids around:). So after 45 on the elliptical machine I decided that I wanted to weigh myself. I haven't weighed, probably, since my 6 week check up after Connor was born. When I finally found the dang scale I stepped on it expecting one number. Well, unfortunately, I have to report that another number, quite bigger than one I was expecting appeared on the screen. I wasn't that upset...at least I know what I'm working with now. And that rather large number gives me a starting point. So...here's to all the fatty foods I am going to miss...my cokes, my frappuccinos, and my ice cream sundaes. I will miss you, but my butt won't!